Possessing things is complicated! In lieu of asking for a bunch of appliances and other things to put in a house we don’t currently live in, we are humbly asking folks to contribute to one of the funds of your choosing below, if you so please. 

Joie & Michael’s Honeymoon Fund

Joie & Michael’s Homeowners’ Fund

Ward 1 Mutual Aid Fund — Our Neighborhood Mutual Aid Fund

… OK you might have noticed those first two are just links to our Venmo account. We didn’t pay for a Zola registry or anything, so this is the straight-to-the-source way to throw us some bones as we begin the rest of our lives together! 

We don’t expect anything, and your attendance is more than enough, however any contributions will be greatly appreciated. If digital fund transfers aren’t your thing, checks are great too. Please, no Bitcoin.